I am too old for this/I can never live alone.

Today I was bullied by a bumble bee. In my apartment. What the hell?!?

It managed to get in through my window since, duh, Germans don't believe in screens. Major flaw on their part with the design. So yes. I was making my bed when that dreaded buzzing sound hit my ears, and if any of you know me you know what happened next: I screeched and ran into the other room.
I had on a zip-up hoodie which I proceeded to zip up and tie the hood around my head. I then stood in my kitchen for about ten minutes psyching myself up to go back and get that damn bee out of my room, since it for some reason couldn't find its way back OUT the window from whence it came!
Literally had to make myself say out loud "I am and ADULT, this is MY APARTMENT!" and practically crawled in my room to open the window further. Then I retreated back to the kitchen, only to find out that little SOB was flying around the room now! You never know where they're going! Once it psyched me out and in my adrenaline-induced fleeing (eff fighting) I SOMEHOW managed to cut my big toe on the tile flooring in my kitchen. See - bugs ARE hazardous to my well-being. After about fifteen minutes of being exiled to my kitchen the bee found its way out the window. You can guess how often I'm going to be opening my windows midday around here...

ps - I soooooooo could have been Pluto during this whole chaotic mess!